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My shrine for Supernatural, Hannibal, Game of Thrones, Doctor Who, whales, pictures of my pet snake, and other unrelated things.
Opinions are always welcome here but if you're rude to me, my followers, or the things I like, I will kick your rectum so hard you'll vomit poop for days and your great great grandchildren will be born with two butt holes.

skipping class today so i can study for my art history midterm.

this is where i’m standing right now. on the precipice of executive decisions and complete abysmal failure

haanigram:

ninjagiry:

can we talk about this lady please? How she was an elderly, single woman who literally left all of her property to her cats and how the artists could have just made her a stereotypical crazy old cat lady but instead they made her absolutely fabulous and graceful and she still twirls in front of her mirror like she’s pretending to be a princess at age 60/70/80-something?

life goal

haanigram:

ninjagiry:

can we talk about this lady please? How she was an elderly, single woman who literally left all of her property to her cats and how the artists could have just made her a stereotypical crazy old cat lady but instead they made her absolutely fabulous and graceful and she still twirls in front of her mirror like she’s pretending to be a princess at age 60/70/80-something?

life goal

all I’ve managed to do today is go to work and then sit alone in my car listening to rap music and crying into my Panda Express which surprisingly didn’t taste any worse. I wiped my nose with old tissues on the floor of my car.

I was having a real, healthy internal dialogue at work today while I was setting out flyers for my group show next weekend so I was pretty excited and I was like wow these look great, I actually did a good job on these, I hope people come and like our work and everything goes well, but then my inner voice decided to step in and quietly say “don’t get your hopes up. every time you look forward to something your happiness ends up crushed to dust so you should stop now while you have time.”

LIKE???? Thanks for your contribution, Inner Voice. You asshole.

i’m gonna get real serious here for a sec and just say that that little “seen” time stamp on facebook has been one of the worst things to happen to me. it’s somehow strangely invalidating especially when you were super excited about the thing and you’re like “oh wow, so-and-so would LOVE this!”
and then nothing
no response
no acknowledgement
no thanks
just that time stamp and an absense of replies
it really grates my feelings when i send someone a link to something i think they’d really enjoy and they see it but don’t bother replying because i really like it when people think of me or go out of their way to share something they think I’d like.
it just.
it really bothers my butt, do you feel me.

do you ever just want to take all your favorite people and go tubing down a lazy river. or build an enormous blanket and pillow fort complete with christmas lights and lanterns and hot chocolate or tea in the winter. or go camping with them and do the whole scary stories around the campfire thing. campfires are so hypnotic i just am very passionate about campfires and warm people

Every time I get a sore throat I’m convinced I’m going to die but I still find time to be bothered by those people who look you in the eyes exclusively to let you know they heard you say hello but are choosing not to reply.

i-let-the-bastards-surround-me:

I will not let my fear become the only world I’ve ever known.

i-let-the-bastards-surround-me:

I will not let my fear become the only world I’ve ever known.

best-tattoos:

Wolf tattoo

best-tattoos:

Wolf tattoo

kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

onesecondathousandthoughts:

fallintopassion:

bullied:

we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.

Oh snap

gilliau:

me when i die

gilliau:

me when i die

lexkap:

Last night as a 30 year old